The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

0

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

PREVIOUS JOKE NEXT JOKE

RELATED RIDDLES

0

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

2

What has two butts and kills people?

1

A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.