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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
I said to my son, "There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me."
He asked, "Which is?" I replied, "Exactly!"
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his cake?
He was stuffed.
June's Boss: Have a good day.
June: Thanks! I'll go home!
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