Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
Why don’t crabs donate?
Because they’re shellfish.
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
0
Soccer striker: I had an open goal but still I didn't score. I could kick myself.
Manager: I wouldn't bother. You'd probably miss.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
How many beans do you need to make the perfect bean soup?
239. Because one more would be too farty.
REVEAL ANSWER
2
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends. So she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face, when they all disagreed.
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close
