Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because it wasn't peeling very well
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
0
My dad is forbidden from buying alcohol since he started working in the coal mine
They don't sell alcohol to miners
REVEAL ANSWER
0
My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.
I just dodged a bullet.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine.
I added some fruit and orange juice—now she’s sangria than ever.
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
Does anyone need an ark?
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close
0
0
