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Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
To see the butterfly.
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
My wife won't come to Mexico with me.
She thinks I will try tequila.
At any given moment, the urge to sing, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”
is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
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I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.
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