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Why are tightrope walkers so healthy?
They eat a balanced diet.
Patient: Doc, I don't believe that peanuts are fattening.
Doctor: Well, have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
I dated a girl with a lazy eye once
Turns out she was seeing someone on the side
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