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When I was at the pool yesterday, I began peeing in the deep end
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I almost fell in
I was talking to a rancher today. I said, “I have 54 sheep. Can you round them up for me?”
“Sure,” he said. “60.”
My book on reverse psychology was just published.
Don't read it!
My biology teacher asked "What's heavier, the Indian or African elephant?"
I said "The elephant obviously!"
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