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The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
What happened to the pirate who couldn't pee?
He became irate.
Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you.
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
My wife swiped our debit card on my butt crack.
She said "transaction denied, insufficient buns."
My Sister Bet Me $15 I Couldn't Build a Car Out Of Spaghetti
You should of seen her face as I drove pasta.
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Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
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