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What do you get when you cross an Olympic swimmer with an elephant?
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but
I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
When do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
When it's full.
I used to work at a calendar factory,
but I got fired for taking a couple days off.
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My biology teacher asked "What's heavier, the Indian or African elephant?"
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