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What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
The clouds parted and a voice thundered, "Come forth, and you'll receive eternal life."
But John came fifth, so he just got a toaster.
Why do German girls all have the same phone number?
Every one of them I ask says 999-9999
I wrote a joke about blowing my nose.
I thought it would be funny but it's snot.
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