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My wife swiped our debit card on my butt crack.
She said "transaction denied, insufficient buns."
The urge to sing the lion sleeps to night is just
A whim away a whim away a whim away
"How did you sleep last night?"
Dad: "I closed my eyes and waited."
Did you know most people are assholes?
Next time you see a group of people, yell "hey asshole" and they will all look.
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My wife divorced me because I'm a compulsive gambler...
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