My wife just said that in order for our marriage to work, we both need to make sacrifices.
I’m thinking of choosing a goat.
What would The Jetsons be called if they were black?
The Jetsons, you racist!
I’m never again donating money to anyone collecting for a marathon.
They just take the money and run.
My wife found out I was cheating on her, after she found all the letters I was hiding.
She got so mad she said she was never going to play Scrabble with me again!