Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
1
My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night.
Damn near poked my eye out.
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
0
What’s a thief’s way of saying hello?
Knife to meetcha!
REVEAL ANSWER
0
I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing.
It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
Which animal is the oldest?
Zebras cause they still be in black and white
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
Golf pro: Now I want you to go through the motions without actually hitting the ball.
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close