Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
1
My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night.
Damn near poked my eye out.
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
1
My teacher says I'm pretty good at addition but I'm terrible at subtraction.
I don't get the difference.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” after a swear word...
I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...
REVEAL ANSWER
0
What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe
Kilometery Cyrus
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
People told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close