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The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
My cat was just sick on the carpet.
I don't think he's feline well.
What do you call when you have your grandmother on speed dial?
I was arrested the other day for stealing people's electrons.
I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience.
What did the ocean say to the sailboat?
Nothing, it just waved.
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This morning I saw the milkman drinking a sip of milk before leaving it in front of my door.
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