The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

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Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

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Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?