The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought

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I think i might be addicted to dough,

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This one time, all the rooms in a hotel were booked. But then comes this one guy, who asks for a room, in the same hotel, and gets one easily.

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I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning

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Remember, as a child, when air for your bike was free? Now it's $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why.

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People in Athens hate getting up early

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I couldn't decide whether my girlfriend was pretty, or ugly.