The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Whenever my dad goes to get gas he says “regular please” and when the gas station attendant (we live in Oregon) asks “fill?” my dad replies

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What did the undertaker say when he realized he'd buried the wrong coffin?

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The lord giveth, and the lord taketh

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My email password has been hacked.

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If crows make black babies & doves make white babies, what makes no babies?

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Do you know someone who can fit all the animals in a ship?

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When my grandma died, I had her cremated and put her ashes in a trophy that said "World's Best Grandma."