The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Some random dude threw milk at me....

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What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?

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I have some happy childhood memories of my dad putting us inside tires and rolling us downhill.

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I asked my wife what she thought of my peeing skills, on a scale of 1-10...

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Why was the baby ant confused?

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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"