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While my wife was in labor I read her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused...
I guess it was the delivery!
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My battery died when I was recording my wife giving a toast at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary.
Now I’m never going to hear the end of it.
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What did one pirate say to the other when he beat him in chess?
Check Matey
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How tall is a spider?
Eight foot
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My wife and a hand grenade have one thing in common
Remove the ring and my house is gone
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What do you call it when a pirate climaxes?
An arrgasm
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I looked across the museum hall and spotted my ex girlfriend but I was too self conscious to say hello.
There was just too much history between us.
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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?
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