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What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” in the office.
I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.
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I've decided to become a math teacher, but I'm only going to teach subtraction.
I just want to make a difference.
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Whenever I see a school bus, I think about my uncles last words...
“OH MY GOD, A BUS!!!!!”
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Whenever I go out to eat I always tip my server.
I've also learned that servers have horrible balance.
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Why did the farmer win an award?
Because he was out standing in his field.
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My 15 year old sent a text asking me to pick him up from school and added "not in your pyjamas".
So I'm wearing his, because good dads listen.
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