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My 15 year old sent a text asking me to pick him up from school and added "not in your pyjamas".
So I'm wearing his, because good dads listen.
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My daughter was playing with my computer when she broke the R button and tried to eat it.
I guess she just craves anarchy.
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After all these years, my wife still thinks I’m sexy.
Every time I walk by she says, “What an Ass.”
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My first day working as a pilot: *looking down nervously* what are all these buttons for?
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