The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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My 15 year old sent a text asking me to pick him up from school and added "not in your pyjamas".

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What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it?

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What did the spaghetti sauce say to the meat balls?

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Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.