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You know why I like egg puns?
They crack me up!
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
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Suture self.
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My 10 year old came in with a piece of paper and said “Dad, I’ve got a joke for you.”
Then she ripped it in half and said, “Never mind, it’s tearable.” I feel like I’ve succeeded as a dad.
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I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
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