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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
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Knock-knock! Who's there? Duet. Duet who?
Duet right or don't duet at all.
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick!
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My first day working as a pilot: *looking down nervously* what are all these buttons for?
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