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Why did the nose feel sad?
Because he always got picked on!
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Why is it so hard to get trees out of the forest?
Because they’re so sticky
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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
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My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid
Joke's on her, I can stop whenever I like
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My first day working as a pilot: *looking down nervously* what are all these buttons for?
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