Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”
“No.” He replied, “I mowed the lawn in the cemetery.”
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
0
It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering
REVEAL ANSWER
0
What did they call the first emperor of Rome who had epilepsy?
Julius Seizure.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
How does the Moon cut his hair when the Sun gets in the way?
Eclipse it.
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close