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What is yellow and kills you if you get it in the eyes?

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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

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What’s a dogs’ favorite part of a stick?

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Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one photo..