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What is yellow and kills you if you get it in the eyes?

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When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”

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What is a Russian wedding called?

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