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What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?

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A receptionist said to the psychiatrist, "A man is out here who says he is invisible."

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My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.

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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?