Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool?
Rock pay-for scissors
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
0
I was asked at an interview what my weakness is. I replied "I'm too honest". The interviewer said "I don't consider honesty a weakness".
I said "I don't give a fuck what you think"
REVEAL ANSWER
1
My therapist says that I second guess every decision that I ever make.
[deleted]
REVEAL ANSWER
0
What do you call fake potatoes?
Imitaters
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
My first day working as a pilot: *looking down nervously* what are all these buttons for?
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close
0
0
