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What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?

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My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

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My kid came out to me as trans and asked if I still accepted them for who they are. I told them quite clearly that I loved them no matter what they chose.

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I dropped my phone in the bathtub.