Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant...dead ant... dead ant, dead ant, dead ant
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
0
Why was the calendar depressed?
Because it’s days were numbered!
REVEAL ANSWER
0
I'm a parent, so I'm always right. There was one time I thought I was wrong.
But as it turns out, I was wrong.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
I call my toilet "the jim" instead of "the john."
That way I can tell people that I go to the jim first thing every morning.
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close
