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What did one toilet say to another?
You looked flushed.
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My dad always said, “ Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
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I buy my guns from a guy who calls himself "T-Rex."
He's a small arms dealer.
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My first day working as a pilot: *looking down nervously* what are all these buttons for?
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