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My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner.
So i took the batteries out of the smoke alarm
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My son flushed one of his shoes down the toilet, stopping it up...
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I saw a sign that said 'watch for children'..
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What do you call a cow that learns how to belly dance?
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I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
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