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My orchestra buddy wanted to bring his fiddle to a protest. I told him not to.
In a peaceful protest, there's no need for violins.
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Why was dumbo sad?
He felt irrelephant.
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Mom: I thought you said you were running away with the circus.
Daughter: I did, but the police made me bring it back.
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My daughter is smarter than Abraham Lincoln. She can recite the Gettysburg Address, and she's only nine years old.
Lincoln didn't say it until he was 50!
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