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My jackass husband just hit me with this one. Pretend you are on a boat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
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My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”
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