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My friends keep telling me that I’m the worst mailman they’ve ever seen.
Shit. Meant to post this somewhere else .
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I was rejected from the astronaut academy
I guess the sky is my limit
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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What do you call an insect born without a mouth?
A mute ant.
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My first day working as a pilot: *looking down nervously* what are all these buttons for?
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