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My dad walked up to a Samsung security guard and asked,
"Are you guardian of the galaxy?"
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Finally left my job at the circus where I was part of the human pyramid
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Just burned my Hawaiian pizza.
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Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the hell out of their guide dogs.
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I was kidnapped by mimes once
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