The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career.

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Its important to keep some candy in your pocket at all times.

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I was accused of being a plagiarist,

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Remember, as a child, when air for your bike was free? Now it's $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why.