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I've got 4 eyes, 3 legs, 1 tail, and 12 toes. What am I?
A liar.
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My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday… said maybe they'll marry eachother.
Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age...
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My dad was an alcoholic who wanted to be a lawyer
He could never pass the bar.
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