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I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger.

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I have been asking around what the lowest rank in the Army is, but no one would tell me.

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When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”

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My wife accused me of being immature.