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I was surprised that the only gift I got for my birthday was a bucket of Play-Doh.

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I challenged the number 1 to a fight, but he brought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 9.

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What brand of car does an Egg drive?

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My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday… said maybe they'll marry eachother.