The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I was at a restaurant with my wife when a waitress suddenly screamed, "Does anyone know CPR??"

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I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”