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I only believe in 12.5% of the bible

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I had a dream I was floating in some sort of orange liquid.

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The last 4 letters of “queue” aren’t silent

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My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”