Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
I lost five pounds last week,
but I found them in a fridge over the weekend.
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
7
The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies. "
I replied, "Tell him, he's bloody good. I don't have any kids."
REVEAL ANSWER
0
A captain harpooned a whale's tail on his first throw.
He said, "Well, that was a fluke."
REVEAL ANSWER
0
It's difficult to say what my wife does,
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
My first day working as a pilot: *looking down nervously* what are all these buttons for?
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close
