The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.

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How do you tie up 2 Martians?

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My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?"

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Before he passed away, my grandfather said, “Here are three words that would help open a lot of doors for you.”