The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Did you know that protons have mass?

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When my wife found me playing with my son’s train set, I was so embarrassed that I threw a bedsheet over it.

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Kids: So, how are you liking your cell phone? Kid: Mom? Kid: Why aren't you answering?

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Someone stole the toilet seat at the police station.