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Dentists always ask dumb questions like “when’s the last time you flossed?”

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I’ve just been attacked by a herd of cows.

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My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday… said maybe they'll marry eachother.

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Wife: I thought we agreed on three beers and be home by ten.