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Dad: when I was your age I ran a maratho. Son: you mean marathon.
Dad: no I didn’t finish it.
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I challenged the number 1 to a fight, but he brought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 9.
The odds were against me.
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Why are tightrope walkers so healthy?
They eat a balanced diet.
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
I was like well damn.
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