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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

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I challenged the number 1 to a fight, but he brought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 9.

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If you’ve heard of Murphy’s law, which is that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, then have you heard of Cole’s law?

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Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?