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Genie: What is your final wish? Boy: I wish I were you.
Genue: weurd but alrught.
My wife asked me if I thought our kids were spoiled
I said "No, I think all kids smell like that"
Does anyone know how to catch a polar bear?
First cut a hole in the ice and throw some peas in it... then hide, when the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole....
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bedtime."
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I threw a boomerang a few years ago.
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