The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

0

Doctor: Sorry for the wait

PREVIOUS JOKE NEXT JOKE

RELATED RIDDLES

4

Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

0

A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"

6

I would love to get paid to sleep.