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Did you know most people are assholes?
Next time you see a group of people, yell "hey asshole" and they will all look.
Son: "Dad, Am I adopted"?
Dad: "Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing..
Unless you're at a funeral.
A horse walks into a bar...
The bartender says "hey" . . The horse replies "sure"
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